Given the nature of the ass-whoopin that we inflicted on McCain-Palin, I propose that we be magnanimous in victory and seriously consider The Alaskan Independence Party's claims for sovereignty. Given, Todd and Sarah Palin's desire to secede from the union, I propose that we cede, and declare independent, the westernmost part of the Aleutian Islands to the Palins. The westernmost point actually lies in Russia and is called the Commander Islands. So the Palins could become presidents/executives/monarchs, whatever tickles their evangelical fancy, and become citizens of the newest Island Nation. Needless to say, they would have to renounce their U.S. citizenship and yeah,they would have to survive on whale meat and rock fungus, but heck, they are hardy "make-do" kind of folks.
Once the Palins have been safely relocated to Commander Island, they would be required to have properly issued passports from the State of Commander Island. Given their well-documented ties to anti-U.S. groups, their entry to the United States would be subject to approval by the National Security Agency. And given the hardship in getting to Commander Island, I doubt that we would see too much press on Palin's doings for the next two decades. I for one, hope never to see the words "Sarah Palin" and "candidate," in the same sentence. So, I think in the spirit of bipartisanship let's give the Palins their own island nation.